Chocotopia

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[edit] In General

Similar in appearance to a pile of turd found just beside the toilet bowl in any good primary school, Chocotopia was a mountain-like country that was made entirely of chocolate, and was inhabited by Chocotopians, until 1260AD when all the Chocotopians died, and 1295AD when the country was sold in cubic miles to Germany, Oscar Wilde and Bill Gates. From there, it was divided even further. At present Chocotopia resides in the advent calendars of Satan and Oprah Winfrey, and is stuck in the second tooth from the left (bottom row) of Stephen Hawking, who is incapable of shifting it.

[edit] Throughout Its Existence

During its golden brown years, Chocotopia provided shelter from the acid showers for the little Chocotopians, who between them had only seven legs and the defensive abilities of a spork. Due to its shape, the country looked like a mere misplacement of Play-Dough that God had forgotten to clean up, so nobody ever bothered to visit.

Specializing in the art of chocology, the country also had sole rights over the cube for a short period of time. Several Malteser farms were established, and a network of commuting was formed thanks to Prof. Fudge Packer, a student at the Royal Academy Of Chocolateering, who realised that these Maltesers could be used in a similar way to space hoppers (as shown on a TV advert today).