Chris Rock
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Chris Rock can be found somewhere on the East coast of the world, although it's precise location is still somewhere of a mystery.
It's face has a strange surface, believed by some to be carved by aliens. Others simply believe that it is a coincidence of nature.
One school of thought believe the face in the cliff to be a message from God. What, precisely, the message is is a subject of mass debate. Some believe it to mean that we should treat our fellow men equally, whether they are black people, white people or somewhere in between. Others believe that the sign is the foretelling of a great disaster that will befall the world upon the release of Madagascar, a top Hollywood film. This contrast in belief has led to great holy war, which is largely unheard of due to a lack of media coverage.
Chris Rock overlooks some beautiful scenery, and is a great picnic location. Check your local travel agent for details, should you wish to book a holiday.
“Go to Chris Rock, it is tremendous fun. I, myself, have been there many times, and find new delights each time.
He has a voice like a fucking left wing car alarm.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Chris Rock
Chis Rock is somehow a member of H.S.E.F, so make sure to pack ham sandwiches!
[edit] Everybody Hates Chris (Rock)
On July 5th, 2006 Chris Rock signed a contract with NBC to start his own television series. 6 Helicopters were brought to the secret location to carry Chris Rock to NBC studios. Despite Chris Rock being an inanimate object he still managed to act his way through 5 seasons of Everybody Hates Chris Rock. No one seemed to notice they fact that it doesn't move.
Chris Rock is said to shoot another 25 episode of Everybody Hates Chris (Rock) throughout August. The episodes are done on very limited scenes allowing for quit shoots.
Everybody Hates Chris won 97 Emmy Awards, but this was done during a commercial break so not many people noticed. Also, it was condemned by Conversative whackjobs, who mistakenely read "Everybody Hates Christ" in their TV Guides. When this error was pointed out, they refused to change their minds on the subject, and proceeded to burn the entire cast on a stake. Thankfully, nobody noticed when they got new actors, since all black people do in fact look alike.
[edit] College Basketball Career
In 2003 Rock took a break from his career as an inanimate object and signed up with the Wisconsin Badgers. As of March 2007 he is participating the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament. The Badgers' first opponent in the tourney is South-Central Texas Agricultural, Homemaking, and Nursing Community College.
For his basketball career he chose the completely inconspicuous stage name "Kirk Cameron."
[edit] External links
- Rock, Compton are Ending their 10 Year Marriage Urban Celebrity News
- Chris Rock Basketball Gallery
