Christmas Version
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Part of the new Windows Jesus, Chirsmas Version offers many new and exciting features that are completely unique.
[edit] Quotes on Christmas Version
“Hey, I like the Christmas Version better!”
~ Ricky Bobby on Christmas Version of Windows Jesus
[edit] New Features
The Jesus OS offers many new features, but the Chirstmas Version has been boasted by Bill Gates X to be the best so far.
- Users can now give mass amounts of gold and silver to the OS.
- Desktop is in the shape of a manger
- All test is in Ancient Arabic(Latin is optional)
- Features a unique theme only available on the Christmas Version!
- Offers unique Christmas jokes about Jesus
- Never before seen way to crash: write anything funny about christianity on the new Microsoft Office God and your pc will be electrocuted making you buy another PC! Remember, Mac is satan!