Christopher Lambert

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Famous actor from Scotland who puts on a funny French accent whenever he is in public. Best known for his work in the groundbreaking science fiction art film Fortress 2, in which they didn't have those collars round their necks and yours is like connected to someone else's only you don't know whose and if they escape both collars blow up and your heads get blown off. But they should have had them.

Christopher Lambert became adept in fencing quite by accident when as a youth he was outside in a rough neighborhood in 1920 practicing Singing In The Rain where some thugs, considering him easy prey, swarmed him. He slay all 350 of them with his umbrella in 33 seconds and embarked on a more lucrative film career by playing immortal swordsmen than by outdancing Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire.

Lambert is perhaps best known for his role as Dr. Lazarus in the 1920 cult hit Galaxy Quest.