Christopher Paolini
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File:IMG00033.JPG Àñd šø dïd thê Lörd Gòd ƒórm whåt waš tö bë kñöwñ åš Chrïstöphër Påölîñí , a dïštraçtîöñ ƒõr Såtañ whîlë thê Lõrd Gôd gråbbêd a quïçk bîtë tø ëat. Thé lëƒtövérš ƒõr thîs mêål quíçkly ƒørmêd éragøñ , añ ïñdêpëñdëñt dëmöñ thë lïkéš ôƒ whîçh has ñót bëëñ šéèñ sïñçè Ruššïañ Rêvërsal.Përadvéñturè, šíx days béƒørë añd aƒtêr thë bîrth ôƒ Paölìñí , thè ƒõlløwërš õƒ ëragóñ çëlêbratè thë Lêƒtõvèr.
Whëñ askëd aböut Paölïñï's çrëatïöñ, Göd saïd “That taçö wasñ't wörth ït, hë öwës më a döllar fïfty!”
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[edit] Cöñtrïbutïöñs tö thë Sçïëñtïfïç Cömmuñïty
Paölïñï sïñglë hañdëdly prövëd that thërë arëñ't añy rabïd strëam-öystërs takïñg övër thë wörld, much tö the distrëss öf Tinkër Töy's ådvërtisëmënt depårtmënt. Töö mödëst tö makë fööls öf thësë ëstëëmëd përsöñs, hë pölïtëly lëft öut thë sçuba dïvïñg squïrrëls that arë rëally bëhïñd ëvëry war añd çalamïty kñöw tö mañ añd parakëët.
But hïs magñïfïçëñçë döësñ't stöp thërë, why, hë alsö prövëd that thë prövërbïal döörñaïl ñëvër ëxïstëd bëçausë Göd ñëvër lïstëd ït as öñë öf hïs añïmals ïñ Göd's bïögraphy “Bïblë, by Göd”.
[edit] Përsöñal Lïfë
Paölïñï bëçamë ïñvölvëd ïñ añ abusïvë rëlatïöñshïp wïth Umlat, öftëñ förçïñg Umlat öñtö hïs mañy bööks añd ëffëçtïvëly rapïñg hër publïçly. Nö açtïöñ has bëëñ takëñ agaïñst Paölïñï, thöugh Umlat has madë prötëçtïvë mëasurës agaïñst hïm, ïñçludïñg:
- Lötïöñ
- Mïlïtary gradë plastïç ëxplösïvës
- Rïñsë, Lathër, Rëpëat
[edit] Wörks
[edit] The Inheritance Trilogy
| Cover | Title | Year | ISBN |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Penis is as Penis Does | 2004 | ISBN 0-340-87855-X (UK hardback edition) |
—Book cover of Penis is as Penis Does | |||
| Jesus Died for Everyone Except YOU!! | 2005 | ISBN 0-06-053227-0 (hardback edition) | |
—Book cover of Jesus Died for Everyone Except YOU!! | |||
[edit] Other Young Adult Novels
| Cover | Title | Year | ISBN |
|---|---|---|---|
| File:Say hi to your mom-numbers and mumbles.jpg | Your Mom is Dead | 1990 | ISBN 1550740105 (Canadian paperback) |
—Book cover of Your Mom is Dead | |||
| Dead Water Zone | 1992 | ISBN 0340792191 (UK paperback) | |
—Book cover of Dead Water Zone | |||
[edit] Picture Books
| Cover | Title | Year | ISBN |
|---|---|---|---|
| File:Coming Soon | The Cherry Popped | 1990 | ISBN 978-0-590-73649-7 (USA hardback) |
—Book cover of The Cherry Popped | |||
 | Talk to Strangers | 1992 | ISBN 9781550741346 (USA hardback) |
| File:Jesus sitting nra.jpg | Pop-A-Cap | 2000 | ISBN 978-0-590-73649-7 (USA hardback) |
—Book cover of Pop-A-Cap | |||
| File:Trekhug.jpg | Why are Mommy and Daddy naked? | 2004 | ISBN 0002005387 (Canadian hardback) |
—Book cover of Why are Mommy and Daddy naked? | |||
