Chuck schuldiner
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“Okay... Why the fuck did you eat all of the pop corn?”
~ Chuck Schuldiner on His mom
“Dad, can I have an advance on my allowance?”
~ Satan on Chuck Schuldiner
“(Looks at penis in shame)”
~ Ultimate Jesus on Chuck Schuldiners Omega Penis
Chuck Norris Schuldiner (Chucky) was a death metal artist in ancient egypt who invented grunting and tought the egyptians how to make condoms.
[edit] Early life
Chucky was born from the bowels of hell and started playing the skin flute at a very young age. At the age of 4 Chuck joined the Christian Rap band known as Death. In elementary Chuck took alot of abuse from his classmates, particularily a group of bullies known as the Jesii.
[edit] Musical Career
The ring leader of the Jesii known as Ultimate Jesus had forgot lunch one day, causing him to steal Chucks. This cause what would alter be known as the Big Bang, when Chuck released a round house kick causeing the Jesii to be launched into a vortex to candy land and creating the supernatural force known as deathmetal. Death metal protected Egypt for many years, Chucks band Relient K became well known for their intimidating looks and dark and tranquil personalities.
Anger + Rage * JesusBeingPwned = Deathmetal
[edit] Death
Chucks death has been rumored to be the creaton of gore metal, as legend has it Chuck bled so much from every pore that a terrifying music began to become from it. This has been proved to be legend as his mother explains he died from shock of her spilling beer in his hair. This was one of the most tragic events in all Candy Land history
