Chunky
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Chunky (pronounced φωνννή) is a term librally applied to people with weight problmes as well as delicious snack foods which aid in said people recaching thier grand "statures." Fatter then husky not quite a "Lard Ass" those who fall into the ill-defined catagory of chunky tend to have low Self-esteem as thier apperience tends to lend itself to easy jest "You chunky piece of shit, why dont you go eat some more ham?"
Originaly though to have originated from the word cuuksmassschino an Egyptian word meaning "fat slob" (coincadently that was the original name chossen for suri cruze as fortold by the late great L. Ron Hubbard in the little known "dianetics 2: back to the excersize bord") It is now widley believed that the true origin of the word was the goonies (Chunk for president).
[edit] As a food group
It is not well know that in 2006 the USDA added chunky to thier already controversial food pyramid. Directly folowing the update several special intrest groups came and reverted the edit. However Donovan Mcnabb, long time proponent of chunky, bitch slapped an old lady in the face causing the chicago fire of 1234. Later on chunky managed to gain a sort of cult status among snack food connisours(it was later found that those same people were ones who the term applyed, and were try to shift the focus off thier own fat asses.) Finaly, albiet admist heavy controversy the USDA reverted thier own edit and chunky was banashed to the deep recesses of hell.
[edit] Chunky Now?
Little is known of the elusive chunky, but some say on the fouth year, of a quarter tone millenia, with six dollars in your pocket, on a tuesday, you can still hear the moans of a lost chunky doomed for ever to float at sea pineing for its lost Lenore. Others however dismiss that as totall bull shit, they claim chunky "never went no place" and is still sleeping on its mothers couch eathing, what eles, chunky soup. Donovan Mcnab would be proud, that pudgy bastard.
