Common people
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Common people can be found at supermarkets. I don't know why, you have to start somewhere. So let's start there.
Common people tend to rent flats above shops. They always have to cut their hair and get a job. In the evenings they smoke fags and play some pool. During this time they are compelled to pretend that they never went to school.
When they return to their flats above the shops after playing pool, they lay in bed and watch roaches climb the wall. This is because common people don't have any money.
Common People dance and drink and screw. All at the same time. Oh, and they'll tear your insides out. Look out.
[edit] Emulating Common People
If you want to emulate common people, and do whatever common people do, you have to fulfill a number of criteria:
- You must come from Greece
- You must have a thirst for knowledge
- You must study sculpture at St. Martin's College
- Your dad must be loaded
[edit] Furthermore
- You want to live like common people
- You want to do whatever common people do
- You want to sleep with common people
- You want to sleep with common people like me
Well what else can I do? I'll see what I can do.
Don't forget: if you call your Dad he can stop it all.
