Citrus

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Invented in 1976 by Al Gore, citrus has changed our lives forever. Having first developed the tangerine kitten banning amulet technique, Al Gore went on to develope other citrus fruits like grapefruit, which can be used to jam republican votes in voting machines, and lemons, which have the ungodly effect of producing french looking candidates like John Kerry.

Citrus has an infinite number of uses, many of them cause or magnify pain. Because of this, citrus of mass destruction has been illegalized after the Geneva Accords following the The Second World War II.