Cizizang War
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“The Cizizang War was a way to take shits on monkies and eat fingers, along with enslaving an unkown race at the time, you freaking idiots out there.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Cizizang War
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[edit] The Cizizang War
The Cizizang War was a battle of many nations. France was fighting Germany while North America was attacking China. France backed away and got half of their country taken over, and the Chinese became paranoid about the poison and put on gas masks. When North America saw how cowardly the French were, they decided to go full out war on them. Almost everyone in France were being shot at, so they decided to challenge us to a "Cartel." A Cartel was when you take two ten year old boys and make them fight to the death. On the French side was Gaysus and the North American side had Certle Sercf. Certle Sercf was a nickname this boy was awarded standing CS. CS as in Counter Strike. The match was too easy and victory belonged to Certle Sercf for his strength and honor.
[edit] The Summoning
Shortly after the Cizizang war, Certle Sercf summonded an idiot by mistake. The name of this summon was "Perkel Mergle Schmorgenzborg." P.M.S. was a trained fighter and killed Certle Sercf thus ending the Cizizang war. Many people rejoiced and raped small helpless monkeys while spraying diarrhea from their asses at other baby monkies. To this day, this date is known as "Spray Your Shit at Monkies Day."
[edit] The Final Duel
After P.M.S. was shot in the back by a former Chinese General and sent to the hospital for ten years, he returned to the Chinese General. When he finally found him, he gunked in this eye and kicked him in the face. He broke his neck, tore off his head, and ate his fingers whole. Later after he did this, he was arrested for murder but broke out. He killed all of the people in jail except for his new commrad, "Perksafart" who was arrested for the murder of 12,000 people. He later killed himself after raping 1,000,000 pregnant females, along with the January playboy magazine girls.
[edit] The Aftermath
Many people were left diseased and confused after SYSAMD, creating a new era. This era was known as SYSAMD era. Later after people blew themselves up along with other idiots, a hero emerged. This hero named "Pwnage" had a fascenating ability to blow up people's brains from the inside. He would say extremely long words like "Antidisestablishterriangeorgewashingtonubergosuelitegovernmenttationalnessism." He would kill a black man and eat his neck. After a year of this, Pwnage traveled to Africa and farted on villages and lit on fire. He would take black people and enslave them, starting African Slavery.
[edit] The Fall of Pwnage
After Pwnage raped monkies, almost all of them created little monkie-like humans. Each of them were classified as "Ownagius" and because no one had any other names for them, they became known as "Ownage." Thousands of Ownage monkies were attacking Pwnage, but Pwnage also raped cows, creating Ninja Cows! This was an all out war between Ninja Cows and Ownage Monkies. Eventually, Pwnage blew up after AIDS and HIV crawled up to his brain and overloaded it with shit colored shit.
[edit] Heysus Doesn't Care about Black People
Heysus takes big dumps on black people who disrespect him. Luckily for him, it does not show up on them, especially on Indians.
