Clapper

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A Japanese toilet e.g. "So solly, but I may I use honlable clapper" (this joke courtesy of the estate of Benny Hill)

One notable aspect of this toilet is that it flushes whenever it detects any moderately loud noise, such as when one strikes the palms of his hands together quickly.

The flush system on a Clapper is known to be obscenely powerful, and to use very little water during flushing. Injuries have resulted from the mechanism being actuated prematurely by an especially loud poop.

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