Type I Degenrative Super AIDS
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Type I Degenerative Super AIDS (commonly referred to as T1DSA) is a Florida based Experimental Grindcore/Afro-Beat band. Also a Cult.
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[edit] Biography
It began as a concept, an ideal, in the minds of two geniuses’ on the pbnation.com music forum. Though the idea never came to fruition, the seed was planted in both of their minds. One went on to form "Death X3", the other, T1DSA.
Music was first made under the title "Project: Fuck Stick". These early recordings were inspired by discussions on the now defunct Small Talk Nation message boards, as a way to kill the user "Hellcat" Josiah. Anal Rectification (guitar/drums) wrote several songs with the help of Tim (muse), which succeeded in causing Josiah to flee. Unknowingly, they had successfully birthed the most destructive, corrosive, shitfuck aural rape machine known to man. Inspired by the realization of the potential this project had, Anal Rectification contracted Art “Jewface” from the Music forum at pbnation.com. This incarnation of the band wrote several songs but was hindered by Art’s general and perpetual Faggotry. Months later Rectification took responsibility and kicked Art out. With the new name “Type I Degenrative Super AIDS” and a renewed sense of aural fuckitude, Rectification and Tim continued to produce music to rape and abort babies to. T1DSA currently has two full albums written and waiting to be released, as soon as new vocalist Justin lays down the v0x. A mysterious person who goes by the name "Bigs" has also contributed vocals to a few songs on the Faggot Sauce LP. Not much is known about him, other than Ohio news reports showing a man who also went by the name "Bigs" killing and subsequently raping his entire family and their pets.
[edit] MASH
Only the biggest thing to hit the US since cocaine.
[edit] Controversy
Controversy has followed T1DSA wherever they may go. Most notably, a dispute as to whether or not the drummer Mothra actually exists. Although he has indeed recorded tracks for some songs, he has a tendency to disappear for months at a time, and return with literal tons of cocaine in suitcases in the back of his “rape mobile”: a 1992 Econoline van.
[edit] Lyrical Themes
T1DSA lyrics generally deal with what some may consider morbid subjects. Regularly, cocaine trafficking, home - abortion - kit usage, rape, and murder are the subjects of songs. There is, however, no dispute as to whether or not the members practice the above mentioned acts. For this, Anal Rectification is wanted in all 62 American states, as well as Portugal, Columbia, Norway, and Asshole.
[edit] Phenomena Attributed to Lyrical Content
During the mid to late seventies (Actually early 2005, but they were experimenting heavily with illegal substances and time travel.) T1DSA penned a song lampooning organized religion, inventing a myth about a character called "Jesus". The lyrics were so powerful that they inadvertently created what the world now knows as "Christianity". All Christian memorabilia was then spontaneously conjured up in what is the least recognized act of mass psychic power display in (un)recorded history. Accordingly, Jesus' father was a member of the band during the 60s due to some giant space-time-temporal-reality-fuck.
[edit] Where are They Now?
Indeed, not much is known pertaining to the whereabouts of the members of T1DSA. Secret transmissions have been intercepted; people have been seen contacting other dubious people. In general, surveillance has been high and constant. Speculation is all that remains:
In XXXXX XXX, Nevada Mothra was seen crudely disguised and behaving erratically near the XXXXXXXXX XXXX/XXXXXXXXX/Infrasound Testing Facility. After handing what seemed to be a package of XXXX to a man we only know as “Gerard XXXXXXX”, he left the seen quickly, snorting massive quantities of XXXXXXXXXX from the body of who we can only assume is XXXXXXXX XXX. Video observations were often interrupted by the interference that can only be expected in that vicinity. The field agent was found dead XXXXXX days after these events were relayed to our contact. Our contact has not been seen since XXXXXXX 13 20XX.
When contact is regained, further information will be posted.
[edit] Members
[edit] Current
- Anal Rectification: Guitars/drums
- Justin: Vocals
- Tim: Muse
- Mothra: Drums
- Bigs: Contributed recordings of himself apparently raping his family and asking for flapjacks at the same time.
[edit] Past
- Art: General faggotry
- Nick: General douche baggery
- "Jesus"
- "God"
[edit] Discography
[edit] LPs
- Faggot Sauce
- Monkey Shit
- Sodomy Salad
- Greatest Schlitz Vol. 42
