Clonecest
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“It's only Clonecest if the balls touch”
~ Oscar Wilde on Clonecest
Clonecest is the act of two clones engaging in sexual activities, wherein "every hole is a goal(except pores, because that would be really stupid)".
There have been many people who have been known to enjoy clonecest over the years, both real life and fictional. The most well known fictional characters to engage in Clonecest were Solid, Liquid, Gas and Plasma Snake, whose story was severely edited after leaving Japan, as American soccermoms refuse to allow anything to do with homosexuality into their country, the obvious most famous real life cloncest fans are the british royal corgies (this explains why there are always so many and why they always look the same).
It is well known that Oprah Winfrey regularly sleeps with her own clones and, due to the enormous size of her testicles, even coming within several feet of one of her clones counts as clonecest. It has been rumoured that she has her own clonecest website, but this alleged site is password protected and gives no hint as to whether or not it has anything to do with Clonecest or Oprah herself (Link pending)
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[edit] Where Clonecest's at
Clonecest is very popular in countries such as France, Algeria, Mordor, Hobbiton, Alagaesia and most of South America. it is also popular within certain regions in countries where it is generally frowned upon, the key clonecest locations of Great Britain are Liverpool, Cardiff, Farnborough, and Hogwarts
[edit] The Side Effects (when done wrong)
These can include:
- Barney the Dinosaur
- Exact Replicas
- Fire Breathing Moths
- Deep Mental Scarring (on all parties)
- Albino Ravens
- Vampires
- The Lord of the Dance
- The Irish
- Hitler
- Sexual lust for Jacob's Cream Crackers
[edit] The Side Effects (when done right)
- Love
- The Pope
- Werewolves
- Nerf balls
- No lust for clonicide
- Rare habitats
- Oscar Wilde quotes
[edit] Step By Step Instructions
- 1.First of all master the cloning process... This can be easily achieved by writting to oprah winfrey and asking her how she made hers (but we take no liability for anything horrible that happens to you).
- 2.Next, clone yourself
- 3.Next, remove trousers and underwear and stand facing your clone crotch to crotch
- 4.Finally, and this is the part where things can go wrong, pelvic thrust with the correct timing so that the ball sack swings and collides with the ball sack of your clone whilst they thrust.
Optimum pleasure is achieved if no form of protectioning implement is used.
