Clouders
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“I knew many Clouds... Fox McCloud... That spikey-haired Cloud guy... Uhm... That one that flies. You kow what I meanifvbwaroiad, Chao Li, get me some fresh silks, I've soiled myself again!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Clouders
The Clouders are those people who add milk after they've added tea, thereby causing a cloudy appearance to the beverage. This difference in tea preparation eventually led to The Reformation, a civil war which effected Britain in the 16th Century.
Clouders have often been portrayed as slow, thick witted, dull, of poor hygiene, lazy, unobservant, lumped fatties. Most of these accusations are considered to be untrue these days. Since Britain recovered from the legislation of tea spoons, and we entered more enlightened times, we can see that Clouders have a great gift for music, are very good and dancing and can be a great source of entertainment. It is thought that up to 70% of Hollywood is made up of Clouders.
