Clown Hitler
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“He made me laugh. He made me cry. Then he turned me into a lampshade for being gay”
~ Oscar Wilde on Clown Hitler
Clown Hitler, also sometimes known as Ronald McDonald, was the secret love child of Hitler and Nurmal (son of Daniel Roome and Jamie Roome), conceived by science a month after Hitler's death. He was born on May 30, 1945, in Bad Gottleuba-Berggießhübel, Germany. Rather than being the perfection of his father (the scientists thought that a sense of humor was all the original Hitler lacked), Clown Hitler soon frustrated the scientist's plans by refusing to succeed his father in leading Germany.
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[edit] Clown Hitler's Developing Career
Clown Hitler began writing a blog and working on a book, Mei Cough. Even though his blog was actually very funny, it never got much attention because Clown Hitler had such few friends. He also signed up for Facebook and MySpace page, but got just as little attention there because Clown Hitler would never post stupid pictures of his drunk antics.
[edit] Clown Hitler Finds Happiness
After spending years pursuing various careers, Clown Hitler eventually found happiness performing as a pedoflie and adopted his current title, Clown Hitler. Originally he performed for the super adventure club, but then decided that he preferred to be booked for children's penises parties. He loves children. In the creepy way. Clown Hitler also reportadly found love in his common law partner, E.T. Most people find it odd that Clown Hitler chose E.T (Who was a female, in fact) as his bride, seeing as E.T is the creation of Steven Spielberge, renowned Jewish film director.
[edit] The Death of Clown Hitler
Clown Hitler tragically died in front of a dozen children due to a juggling disaster. After being so daring as to juggle 12 balls at once, Clown Hitler asked the kids if they dared him to juggle 13. The children told him not to, but Clown Hitler decided to anyways because he had forgotten to take his ritalin. The thirteen ball juggling act proved to be more than Clown Hitler could handle. He was rushed to the emergency room but was past the stage where doctors could help him. He died an hour later. And thus, the last Hitler relative is gone. To date, there have been speculation of other, scarce imitations, but nothing is for sure.
