Clown rape

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“Overrated”

~ Oscar Wilde on Clown Rape

“Personally, I found the experience rather enjoyable”

~ Krusty the Clown on Clown Rape

“Shuddup and bend over!!”

~ Bill O'Reilly on Clown Rape

“I like them nice and funny!”

~ Adolf Hitler on Clown Rape

“That'll teach that fucking hamburgler”

~ Ronald McDonald on Clown Rape

There are considered to be two types of clown rape, the first being when you attend the circus as a child only to have your dreams fucked by a clown's sheer right wing politics shown through interpretive dance. The second, considered to be much less serious than actual rape, occurs when you dress up as a clown and go out to bum someone in the face. The latter is much more amusing.

Contents 1 Is Clown Rape Acceptable? 2 Benefits of Clown Rape (as Opposed to Normal Rape) 3 Gacey's holiday snaps 4 How to Commit Clown Rape 5 Famous Clown Rapers

[edit] Is Clown Rape Acceptable?

It is acceptable after 7:30pm on Thursdays and is acceptable all year round provided you are in a ring (e.g. circus, ice, wrestling and paedophile ring).

Clown Rape is banned in some countries (not Germany), however in more forward thinking, liberal countries it is considered an acceptable practice. In France, clown rape is carried out on a regular basis as long as it is approved by local government officials and hobos (although many find it hard to tell the difference). The issue has been in the media spotlight more than ever recently and has turned into a heated debate. There are two main schools of thought on the issue, both with very convincing arguments:

Pro Choice Arguments - Well, you should be able to choose if you get raped by a clown or not.

Pro Life Arguments - Your mum!!!

The Issue has been largely avoided by politicians since they are clowns and in fact love to rape.

[edit] Benefits of Clown Rape (as Opposed to Normal Rape)

There are many benefits to being raped by a clown or to raping whilst dressed-up as a clown. Among the obvious health benefits is the fact that clown rape is a cure for cancer. Here are some other benefits:

• They have a constant smile making the experience either much more pleasurable or much more ingrained in your memory.
• When the police catch up with you, escape is provided by using your nose as a distractive tool.
• If the rape takes place in the back of a car, it is usually a clown car, making the rape much more amusing.
• A "squirty flower" can be filled with mace so that the victim cannot recognise the clown in a police line-up.
• It's a once in a life time experience, I mean how often do you get raped by a clown?

[edit] Gacey's holiday snaps

It is reported that Gacey himself was abused by his own father who dressed up as clown while his mother was out shopping. Gacey would go into a flying rage when the boys he was strangling would burst out laughing at him. Beware the real Gacey was never executed – he got a job as a clown – for McDonalds. Would you like a balloon? We all float down here Ge-orgy.

[edit] How to Commit Clown Rape

1. Dress up like a circus clown.
2. Stalk your victim and place a banana peel in front of them.
3. When on the floor begin the clown rape by sexual assault whilst telling a series of bad "knock knock" jokes.
4. At the time of ejaculation throw a cream pie in the victim's face and honk your nose
5. Make a quick getaway on a unicycle or other comical vehicle.

[edit] Famous Clown Rapers

• Krusty
• Bowser Koopa
• Cajek
• Stephen Hawking
• Vkeeton
• Your Mum
• Ronald McDonald
• Ricky Martin
• The Watchmen Comdeian
• All Citizens of Monmouth