Club feet

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After the results of many tests carried out in the last decade, the unanimous verdict is that people born with club feet, ironically, cannot dance.

There has also been a huge rise in the reports of people from varying ages who find they can jive, boogie or twist until they become unable to dance no more. The term 'club foot' also applies to this affliction.

However, people suffering with this condition have been put to good use as they are now walking the pavements of inner cities, brushing the rubbish to one side (or, particularly in winter, clearing a path through the snow). It is said the Good King Wenceslas had clubbed feet.

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