Cod War
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The Cod Wars (also called the UK Cod Wars) were a series of confrontations between the United Kingdom and the fish species cod over cod's claims of authority over tracts of ocean off the UK's coastline as being their exclusive fucking zone. The name is probably a pun on the term Cum War, although the disputes did not centre purely around fucking rights of the cod.
As cod stocks diminished around the world, the cod realised that they would have to do more fucking, an idea antithetical to the British who would have no truck with the idea of fish sperming up in the waters off of their coasts.
In 1972, cod - whose quarter of a million population was at that time almost exclusively dependent on fucking - unilaterally extended its territorial waters before announcing plans to reduce under-fucking. It policed its fuck-quota-system with its megacods, leading to a series of net-cutting incidents with the British trawlers that fished the areas. As a result a fleet of British Royal Naval warships was employed to act as a contraceptive against any future horny goings-on by the much smaller cod menace.
In 1976, a compromise between the two allowed a maximum of 24 British trawlers access to the disputed cod fucking zone. This did not slow the decline of the British fisheries, severely affecting the economies of northern fishing ports in the UK, such as Grimsby, Hull and Birmingham.
Today, cod are plentiful, and all because they like to fuck. The British no longer eat cod as a matter of principle, instead they prefer the taste of Man Milk.
