Coffeeshop

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Coffeeshop.

“I just want more; I can't get enough of you!

A coffeehouse, coffee shop, or cafe (also spelled café from the French or caffè from the Italian) shares some of the characteristics of a bar, of a stable and some of the characteristics of a restaurant.

You can buy really funny hats there. Just in case you need one. And you might get mugged (or raped) there by a really friendly italian guy.


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Places where to avoid coffeeshops[edit]