Colic
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[edit] Colic in History
The first case of colic recorded was when this little cave boy got it. He lived to tell the story even today. Unfortunately, he passed this contagious disease to his family. It then spread to the Mammoth, and they died. Colic explains why we eat Beef instead of good meat. Later, it spread across the world killing people's Horses, this lead to the invention of the Car. Rainbow Sprinkle Pegasii also fell ill to this disease. Colic also created the Potato Famine as it transformed in to a potato eating beast. The colic pandemic still is around to day, Scientists suggest that you get colic Vaccines.
[edit] Colic in English
[edit] Colic in Science
Basically when a Horses stomach gets upset, like Iraq, there are no exit strategies. Or, like in the cave boy's case, the intestines could become twisted, and once again, no exits.
Scientists cannot explain the strange changes seen in the colic disease, because there is neither Evidence nor Proof to how the disease could change. Some scientist were skeptical but they died of different colic transformations: old age, AIDS, lab accidence, and a potpourri of other things.
[edit] Colic in Math
Math is for these people (who also got colic).
