Cologne

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1. Water-that-smells, which is applied to the face of male humans to precipitate the following response from female humans: "Ye gods! What on Earth have you put on your face? It smells like something crawled up your nostril and died! Go and wash it off or there will be no sex for you tonight!"

Note: Do NOT confuse with perfume which is also a type of water-that-smells, nor with eau de toilette which came from the toilet. Not to be orally consumed, unless suffering from breathlikearatitis or if you are particularly into 'that kind of thing'.

2. Cologne-Bonn, a particularly sado-masachistic city in Western Germany that on August 22nd 2005 hosted "Treat children like shit day" with a special guest appearance by Pope Benedict, former operator of the Nazi regime and thought to be at large in Paraguay.