Color Bars
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 Cast: (clockwise, from upper left) White, Yellow, Cyan, Green, Magenta, Red, Blue, Black, Purple. | |
| Genre: | Sitcom |
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| Opening Theme: | 1000 Hz |
| Produced by: | Steven Spielberg |
| Country of Origin: | United States |
| Language: | English, Japanese, European |
| Number of Seasons: | 31 |
| Number of Episodes: | 530 |
Color Bars is a popular long-running television series. It has been praised for its engaging storyline and multiracial cast. The story follows the misadventures of the protagonist (White) in his quest to find his place in the world while raising his 7 children with his wife, Green.
The series if often aired between the hours of 2 AM and 6 AM on most major networks.
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[edit] Cast and Characters
Note: all cast members play themselves in the series.
[edit] White
Often has disagreements with his cousin Yellow, whom he sees as not quite "white" enough. Despite their differences, White grows extremely close to the family, even turning down his mother (Cyan) when she offers to let him move back in with her again in Harlem.
[edit] Yellow
The successful cousin of White, he is a businessman in South Korea and during most of Season 1 and 2 he is under the influence of marijuana.
[edit] Cyan
The mother of White, a stereotypical Jewish Mother. She is a firmly conservative Republican, and proves both friend and foe for White.
[edit] Green
The wife of White, whom he met at a hotel in the winter during a snow storm. Bore White's seven children.
[edit] Magenta
A hooker that often provides comic relief in the series. First met White in episode 4 when his car broke down and later (in episode 204) is revealed to be White's grandmother.
[edit] Red
The well-meaning father of White who often gets in trouble with the cops. A Korean war veteran himself, he is often heard reminiscing his time spent in the war and teaching White's kids life-lessons.
[edit] Blue
White's gay roommate from college who lives with White's parents, Cyan and Red. Runs a laundromat across the street and often feuds with Yellow.
[edit] Purple
White's sister. Practices Satanism and Wicca and is often seen in a grumpy mood. Does not like children and often scares White and Green's kids.
[edit] Black
The nigger of the show who just can't seem to catch a brake, he is constantly looking for a job( and getting it) but losses his jobs due to funny circumstances. The group never pays attention to him or is even aware of his existence due to them always walking on him even though he has saved the life of white at least twice in every episode.
[edit] Little Blue, Little Magenta, Little Cyan, Little White, and Little Black x3
White and Green's seven (multiracial) children.
[edit] Music
The series is praised for its musical score and theme, 1000 Hz.[1]. The score has been described as been cutting-edge, hip, and groovy.
