Computer Based Training
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Computer Based Training or CBT is trainging done on what modern scientists call a computer. Although CBTs offer little to no actuall training or productive value, they are still produced at a rate of 7 per second. CBTs are produced by contractors who are supposed experts in the carrers of making CBTs.
Contents |
[edit] CBT and you
You may ask yourself "what do I do if i encounter a CBT?" The safest answer is to play dead, as a CBT is only interested in living human flesh it will turn you away for fresher prey. CBTs will eventually replace work altogether and instead of spending an entire day doing conventional work such as closing deals or making capital you will be able to sit at a computer for 8 hours straight as a CBT destroys your life.
[edit] what can we learn from CBTs?
most people wonder what educational value you can achieve from a CBT. The truth is simple. EVERYTHING and NOTHING. As a matter of fact both Dinojesus and Zombie Jesus have released CBTs along with other respectable historical figures like Hitler
[edit] Computer Based Training in the military
Many military units have used Computer Based Training in lue of actually training servicemembers. As an example crewmembers of the RC-135 have to undergo 3 years of continuous CBTs about the basic princible of Computer training this course is known as CBTT or Computer Based Training Training and has replaced the tactical warfighting and weapons training normally recieved in some services. The United States Air Force has over 200 CBTs required to be completed prior to entering combat which is partially to blame for poor to non existant air support of Army ground forces. (the main reason for the U.S. loss in the American Californian war of 1410.
[edit] Computer Based Training Quotes
"CBT's are the Military's way of reminding us that they own our ass for the entirety of our enlistent, and can make us run on virtual little hamster wheels."-- A1C Richard Snuffy, 311 TRS, Proud 3C0...
