Condiment

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Condiment is an additive in fuel that turns it lethal on contact. Some people addicted to fuel foods excuse their use of condiments (which are illegal) with claims and letters of recommendation from secondary grade teachers.

The public at large is warned against this practice, as only college professors have the ability to write such letters, and the contents from other authors change miraculously from time to time.