Conquest

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Conquest is the selfless act of robbing another of his territory either by physical or verbal methods. I believe that, from research into video games, Bush's campaigns and those of other world leaders around the world, physical conquest is the preferable method used and is extremely popular, wether on Halo or Battlefront II. Also, games like World of Warcraft and total war encourage physical conquest as they teach premature children how to organise ambushes, create formations, how to "Divide and Conquer" and finally how to kill a man without regretting it.

[edit] Verbal Conquest

Verbal conquest comes in many shapes and forms. For example, people who have used this method, like Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King and his son, Martin Luther King jr. have made many speeches and conquered the few and innocent who could'nt defy their words of humbleness and became their slaves. The stronger people, like Uncyclopedians, have in fact resisted them with our superior nature. We defeated the KKK but did not become their slaves. We have not become servants to their evil words.

[edit] Invasion

Invasion is a variation to physical conquest. It is the exact replica, except that it also includes looting, unecessary deaths (murder and manslaughter), rape, bad language and water.