Conservative Fascism

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''America is the greatest nation on earth!'' - Motto of Conservative Fascists

Conservative Fascism is an attempt by modern ideological politicians to convert fascism back to its oldschool form. They want to conserve this fascism and strengthen it.

Similar to oldschool fascists, Conservative Fascists support militarism, ethnocentrism, nationalism, and unilateralism. They support wasting tonnes of tax dollars on the military. In order to promote their ideology, they support strong state control over the media, so they formed the Fascist Oxymoronic Xenophobe (FOX) news network. Originally, the Conservative Facists exaggerated Islamic terrorism. Then they made up liberal terrorism. In fact, their propaganda pamphlets on liberal terror were so misinforming the IQ of their host nation (the US) dropped 80%. Here's the pamphlet.

Conservative Fascism began when several cryptofascists met up to form a secret elite group of the Republican Party, called the "Neoconservatives". George Bush II was the first Conservative Fascist dictator.