Copy-paste was invented by Al Gore's grandfather while runnning for king of The Republic of Texas.
Copy-paste is a type of glue used in the newspaper business. In recent years, the use of copy-paste has been under heavy fire from large Chinhook helicopters, and teachers (mostly English, History, and Klingon teachers).
Recently Micro$~1 secretly created a Firefox plug-in to make it easier for mooses to use copy-paste in their... work. Shortly therafter, Bill Gates announced (to cover up a blue screen during his PowerPoint presentation during a press conference) that his trusted friend and inventor of the internet Al Gore had approved the use of copy-paste