Cosbymon
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Cosbymon is a show that is a parody of the cosby show,and pokemon produced by bill cosby in 2004.The show ran for 999 episodes on cartoon network.its the only show cartoon network allowed to run past 65 episodes because of the good ratings.the show was 200 million times better than pokemon and had various video games made like pokemon
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[edit] History
Back in 2002,when bill cosby was watching his favorate show pokemon and eating a pudding pop, he came across an idea.he could make a show that was better than pokemon.ten times better.it would have better fighting and it would have pudding in it.mr. cosby came up with the idea Cosbymon.He started work on it right away.he created an animation company called Cosbymation and hired various anime animators to work on it.they agreed to work for him because he payed them 14 billlion dollars each.he did all the voice acting himself because he was too cheap to hire any.there were one or two voices which were provided by his son THEO FROM THE COSBY SHOW.bill cosby and his animation crew took 5 seconds to make the first episode of cosbymon.Bill cosby contacted cartoon network to get the show on tv.cartoon network ran out of idaes for any good cartoon around this time so they were despearate and gave the cosby man a chance.the first episode was aired on april 2004.the animation was terrible because bill cosby had low production.he made a cheap show in the 1970s called Fat Alberto that was a success so why use high production now he thought.Chilren loved the show.they wanted to watch it 2 million times a day.The show got really high ratings and cartoon network gave cosby a 999 episode deal and payed him 4 billion dollars to work on the show.
[edit] Plot of Cosbymon
Cosbymon is similiar to Pokemon.It is about a pokemon trainer that has the goal to have the most jellomon.to make a jellomon,one has to buy jello and chant magic words to it to make it into a jellomon.It stars an alternate version of theo from the cosby show.Theo is a kind young man but he has problems with sex with furries He particulary likes fat furries and prefferes female foxes. He has sex with many of them.He dosent use a condom.However,he uses a super condom that makes him into a superhero called Pimpmaster who saves women from bad marriages by having sex with them when thier husbands are gone.Many of the episodes ahving theo transform into the superhero.Anyway he killed one of his pokemon pikachu by force feeding him to much jello an he exploded.Theo has 4 friends that follow him.they are an alternate version of bill cosby that is addicted to pudding pops and likes JAZZ and Kodac FILM.then it is Vegeta who is extremely gay.He wears lipstick and a dress despite beign huge and muscular.he is in love with theo and masturabates to pictures of him 900000 times a day.then there is Weegee.He is a creepy guy with bulging eyes that pops randomely out of nowhere.he likes spaghetti and eats it all the time.The last member is minerva mink whom everybody has a crush on,except vegeta.she frequently shows her tits on the show and strips to help them defeat enemies.she also likes pooping on theo alot.she just likes it to make him angry.the 4 people regualry go on adventures together creating jellomon.They fidn many different magic words to learn.the more magic words you know,the more jellomon can be created.frequently redman and methodman appear and try to steal Theo's jellomon.but bill cosby uses his magic jazz to turn them into japanese school girls and eats them. in the next episode redman and methodman appear even though they were eaten by bill in the previous one.there are many types of jellomon.some of them are listed bellow
[edit] Some of the Jellomon
Pikachu:a mouse pokemon that theo punishes for smoking his crack. he punishes him by force feeding him gallons of jello and killing him in the first episode.
Jigglypuff: a cosbymon that likes fucking random things like a computer.it also likes blowing up like a balloon and can be used for things such as basketball and volleyball.Bill cosby gets into the NBA in one episode by cheating and using Jigglypuff to win games as a basketball.she would just go into the hoop everytime.
MewTwo:an angry african american that is angry about everthing.he hates his own life and wishes he could be a producer like p.Diddy.He frequently throws things around.Especially chairs. and he also slaps theo alot.
Squirtle-a female jellomon turtle that shots cum out of her anus.The cum can sting and cause death immediatly.Theo has three of them in the show
[edit] Other Characters in Show
Fat Albert-an obese character from a previous cartoon that bill cosby made.hes an enemy of the main characters and frequently appears to try to fart on them.His farts are so powerful that they can paralize yuo for several days and may even kill you.the main characters get killed by fat albert's farts frequently but somehow come back in the next episode.
Claire-Bill Cosby's wife from the cosby show made in the 1980s.She sometimes pops out of nowhere and tells bill he needs to do more chores around the house and constantly nagging him about her menopause.She sometimes brings him a subway sandwitch and a 2 liter soda so he will be persuaded to come home and have sex with her like they used to.
Eazy e-The comedy relief character.He occasionally helps the characters if they have problems by gtetting them drunk from 40s and sells them blunts to make a profit.Some of the episodes of the cartoon are all jsut about smoking weed with Eazy E.
[edit] Reviews
There are various reviews that were given to cosbymon.Oscar Wilde thinks that cosbymon was a crappy show that should have been cancelled after one episode.he states that the show was a random rippoff of pokemon that had no real point or continuum.the creator of the powerpuff girls chris mccrakken said that he thought the show was innovative and funny.the concept of creatures made out of food.he thought it was brilliant.Ratings were rally good for the show for the first and second seasons.4/5.but seasons after that got 2/5 ratings because it seemed that bill cosby ran out of plots to create and just made things that were really random.Bill Cosby gets into the nba is an example of the episodes after the second season.
[edit] Cancellation
in 2020 the show got cancelled becuase one episode show two pikachus having sex.Parents thought this was innapropriate for children so there was a mass protest against the show.From that point on,parents stopped thier children from watching the show.Ratings went down.Way down.Cartoon Network decided that the show should be cancelled becuase it wasnt making money anymore. Bill Cosby got into a rampage and tried to kill everybody in the studio with his shotgun.He murdered several cartoon network executives along with some of his cartoon artists.He then shot himself.But in 2055 Bill Cosby was ressurected by Mama Luigi to aid him in destroying the plantet.
some episodes:
- The Jazz
- My man theo
- Jello Pudding
- Yummmy Pudding
- Lego Block
- Japanese school girls are yummy
- Minerva Mink's pooping fetish
- Bill gets into the NBA
- Pimpmaster
[edit] See also
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