Councillor

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
(Redirected from Councillors)
Jump to: navigation, search

Incompetent, overpaid, professional meeting-goer frequently having delusions of positively contributing to a community, in reality a Councillor is a self-interested wannabe politician concerned with brown-nosing their party superiors and seeking out as many free lunches as they can.

When not sucking up to local businesses who are wise to the fact that Councillors will do anything for a slap-up meal at a local Beefeater and free round of golf, they are spewing their bureaucratic nonsense at meetings arranged for no purpose other than that is what Councillors do.

These Council meetings are a kind of recreation where the participants either sleep or engage in pointless debate over infinitesimally trivial arguments with the aim of being as obstructive as possible and gaining petty one-upmanship points over their other-party rivals.