Crab People

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See the green spots? They're the genitalia! I know, we're turned on too ;)
Crab people.

Crab People also known as Crap People are a hyper-evolved form of crabs, first brought to public attention in a documentary conducted by South Park. The Crab People society has it's own underground society and religion where they (the Crab People) worship the most non-logical things in the universe.

Crab People are part crabs, part humans....they TASTE LIKE CRABS AND TALK LIKE PEOPLE!! Also, they Fuck like Walruses (or in plural form: Wookiees)Crab people have been with us for almost 2000 years now. when we first started evolving from frogs.. or did we start from crabs. its clear to me that crab people were crabs that never evolved to humans. They are coming and they wont stop till crab people are the only species on earth.


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