Crank

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[edit] Introduction

Crank is a fast paced movie released in theaters in September 2006, and was recently released on DVD January 2007. It is a fast paced movie that has been responsible for 8 seizures. People watching these people having seizures inevitable had seizures of thier own, and the total death count has just passed 10,000.

[edit] Story

The story follows the main character Frodo Baggins. Frodo was an orphan born on Tatooine, a desert planet far far away, in terms of both distance and time. After Frodo finnally suceeding in creating flubber, he left immediatly to the big basketball tournement, where he and his pet dog Air Bud would play against their utter rivals, the Uzbekistanies. Near the end of the game when Frodo and his dog had killed many orcs, David Blaine showed up riding a pure white horse. He proclaimed himself the white wizard, and took one little girl hostage. The secret service had gotten a tip from Yoda that Blaine may be coming to obtain tax exempt status. Once David Blaine converted the secret services he killed the girl and got his precious tax exempt status. Frodo was just about to save Morphious when the room turned to letters and numbers, and had a green "Futuristic" feel to them. in the end the gang finnally succeded, but David Blaine returned once again, and killed everyone.

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