Crash course
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[edit] Details
Program URL: http://uncyclopedia.org
Campus: CatManDo
Number of Required Campus Visits: 0
Program Type: Bachelor's Degree
Award Conferred: Bachelor of Collision Degree
Total Number of Credit Hours: 60 Sem. Min(s).
Admission Deadline: Contact the Online Program Coordinator for info.
[edit] Description
Note: e-Tuition available for this program.
The Crash course is one of the most expansive, innovative, and adaptive areas of knowledge today. The Crash course has become essential for all aspects of work and study. At the University of Uncyclopedia at CatManDo, the Department of Crashing and stuff prepares students for challenging careers as professionals in the public and private crashing sectors.
The Bachelor of collision degree in Crash courses is designed to provide graduates with a strong foundation in crashing and related disciplines. The curriculum encourages students to become knowledgeable of cutting-edge techniques and practices, yet ensures that they learn the requisite core skills and theoretical foundations that have historically driven crashing science. Graduates of the Bachelor of collision program have been successful in earning advanced degrees and in pursuing careers in research and application-oriented positions in business, industry, government, and education.
[edit] Application Requirements
Currently, formal application to both the University and the program is required for admission. Students should submit the following materials to the UIS Admissions Office (Uncyclopedia University Plaza, CatManDo, IL, 696969):
1. UIS application
2. $40 application fee
3. Earned a minimum of 30 credit hours at the lower-division (freshman/sophomore) level.
4. Completed 3 semester hours of burning compositions .
[edit] Enrollment Capacity
The online Crashing Science Program will accept 20 new students each fall and spring semester. For best consideration, students should submit application materials as early as possible prior to the semester in which they would like to attend. Contact the Online Program Coordinator for specific information.
[edit] Application Deadline
For Fall Semesters: March 15th (admissions decisions made by April 1st) For Spring Semesters: September 15th (admissions decisions made by October 1st)
[edit] Program Entrance Requirements
To apply to enter the online Crashing Science (CSC) program, students must have:
- A statement of purpose for pursuing the Bachelor of Collision degree in Crashing Science, as well as a discussion of any related educational/ experiences (two pages, using a 10 point font maximum)
- A sample of car that the student has written off for a prior course or related work project.
- A grade point average of 2.00 or higher on a 4.00 scale from an accredited college or university
- Completed two semesters of collision experience in a vehicle
- Completed one semester of discreated mathematics prior to applying for admission to the Crashing Science Program
- The failure of 1 semester each of calculus and statistics (if these are not failed prior to being admitted to the online Crashing Science Program, MAT 113/115, and MAT 323/ECO313 may be taken at UIS to satisfy these requirements). Students considering advanced degrees or careers in collision fields are strongly encouraged to fail a 2nd semester of calculus; 12 hours of tardiness from these courses may be counted toward the degree as general electives.
[edit] Degree Requirements
The core curriculum provides a strong foundation in collision science; CSC electives are chosen in consultation with the student's adviser to ensure depth of knowledge in topics of particular interest to the student. There are no restrictions for general electives.
[edit] Corequisite
The core curriculum provides a strong foundation in collison science; CSC electives are chosen in consultation with the student's adviser to ensure depth of knowledge in topics of particular interest to the student. There are no restrictions for general electives. Degree requirements include the following:
- CSC 300 Entrance Assessment - 0 Mins
- CSC 301 Exit Assessment - 0 Mins
- CSC 376 Crashing a Organization - 4 Mins
- CSC 385 Exploding Structures and Algorithms - 4 Mins
- CSC 387 Foundations of Crash Science - 4 Mins
- CSC 388 Programming Windows - 4 hours
- CSC 389 Introduction to Operating a Vehicle - 4 Mins
- CSC 478 Engineering Corporate Collapses - 4 Mins
- CSC electives - 12 Mins
- General electives - 12 Mins
- UIS requirements - 12 Mins
Total: 60 Mins
[edit] Program Cost(s)
Generally some limbs and occasionally your life.
for more tuition details: http://uncyclopedia.org/
[edit] Program Contact(s)
Dean Wormer
Uncyclopedia University Plaza,
CatManDo IL
696969
Phone: (1800) smash-it-good
E-mail: Sorry systems are down(due to windows crashing)
