Creamy Grue

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The creamy Grue is simply a regular Grue but covered in delicious, delicious cream. Quintuple thick cream is used as it is the highest quality of cream. The Creamy Grue, (Also known as 'Teh Pwn3r3r,' and 'Creamtastic'(Not to be confused with the Low budget porn film 'Creamtastic' featuring Noel Edmonds, Margaret Thatcher and Nicholson's Mum)) is simply put, the leader of all Grues. The existance of the Creamy Grue has been hotly contested, as anyone who sees the Grue is promptly eaten to death, until the victim dies. It may be like Mr Blobby or Michael Jackson, something made up to scare children.

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[edit] The Mythological History of the Creamy Grue

- The creamy grue was NOT born in a small village in North Korea in 1967 - the creamy grue's birth was NOT foretold by a dove. Because it was eaten by the grue before it had a chance. - The creamy grue is NOT your mother - Nor is it your best friends son's mother - that would be your girlfriend - What? its surprising she's been sleeping around? - Just look at you, i would do it too if i were tied to you

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