Croatian History
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[edit] The greatest sons and daughters in Croatian History
- former kickboxer/current mma fighter: Mirko Crocop Filipovic, the only unstoppable cyborg killing machine to come from Croatia. His left leg is made of pure energy and has been known to detach itself and fight crime while Mirko is sleeping.
- award winning film making group: SpartakusKRV productions is the most provocative film making group in Croatian history. Their films have been praised by Mel Gibson, Pope John Paul II, Tom Hanks, and God. After the release of their first feature film The Serbian Christmas Tree Mel Gibson was quoted as saying "I have never seen a movie such as this. No wonder Hollywood won't allow it on the big screen! It blows Passion of the Christ right outta the goddamn water! Imagine how the Jews would feel about this!"
- after one of the 120 historic football games in Zagreb, when Neville tried to pass the ball to Robinson, ball rush into the goal and made Paul Robinson one of the greatest sons of Croatia and more...
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