Crunkish

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The Holy Crunk Empire is located across North America, with outposts in Cali Dro and extending all the way to the Durty Souf. Crunkish is an ancient language of the nation Crunk. Crunk was invented by Forrest Gump, one of the only whitey crunkers. He wasn't a smart man, but he knew what Crunk was. Crunkish was revived, modernized, compiled and zipped by King Lil Jon in 1978.

Contents 1 Crunkish basics 2 Grammar 3 Crunkisms 4 Complementary Crunkisms 5 Words N Shit

[edit] Crunkish basics

Crunkish is closely related to Mexican English but has many distinguishing features. The most obvious being the pronunciation. Crunkish is always spoken out at the top of ones voice in a growly/screaming manner. In written language, there is only capitals, no lower-case letters. Making the Crunk alphabet the shortest in the world.

[edit] Grammar

Crunkish grammar has a unique structure. Instead of different word classes(nouns, verbs etc), as used by almost all modern languages(exceptions: C-plusplus and Bork), Crunkish has a hierarchic structure. The different classes of Crunkish are

• Base Crunkisms
• Crunkisms
• Words n shit

[edit] Crunkisms

The Crunkish grammar hierarchy can be visualized as a temple. The entire temple rely on three base pillars, these are the Base Crunkisms. They are:

• YEAH [HYEEAHH-HUHHHHHH!!!!!!] or [YAAAAYH!!!!!]
• WHAT [H-WUATT??!!?]
• OKAY [WOH-HKAYYEHHHHH!!!!?]

On top of the Base Crunkism pillars, there is another set of pillars; the Crunkisms. The Crunkisms are more to the numbererers but used less frequently. They are:

• FUCK [FHUCK!!!]
• HEY [HEYYH!?!]
• NIGGA [NHIGGAUH!!!]
• CRUNK [CRRHUNK!!!]
• ATL [AYETEEAYHL-LLHE!!!]
• BITCH [BEEY-TCHH!!!]
• HOE [HOEFHH!!!]
• ASS [AEYHSS!!!]
• PUSSY [PUHSSAY!!!]
• WHUS UP [HWUASSUPPR??!]
• SHIT [SHITT!!!]
• DAMN [DA-YEM!!!]
• WHACK [HWACCK!!!]
• DAMNTHATSHITSWHACK [DAHHEMDATSHHITSHWACK!!!]
• PUSSYNIGGA [PUHSSINIGGAUH!!?]
• PUSSYASSNIGGA [PUHSSAYAEHSSNIGGAUH!!!!]
• PUSSYBITCHASSNIGGA [PUHSSIBITCHAEWSS-NIEGGAUH!!!]
• LIL JON [LIHLLYOUWNH!!!]
• AW SKEET SKEET SKEET [AHWWW SKEEET SKEEET SKEEET!!!]

The theoretical usage of Base Crunkisms and Crunkisms is simple. Each line(Crunkish equivalence to sentence) is put together by various Words N Shit and at least three(3) Crunkisms, of whom at least one must be a Base Crunkisms.

[edit] Complementary Crunkisms

Of the minimum of three Crunkisms that must be present in each line, one must be at the end of a line, making it a Complementary Crunkism.

Example(Lil Jon-Real Nigga Call):
YALL BITCHES COME ON FLEXIN ASS FLAUNTIN ASS NIGGAS(WHAT)!?!!!
MY NIGGAS BE SOME REAL ASS TREAL ASS NIGGAS(YEAH)!!!!!
YALL NIGGAS CANT FUCK WITH MY NIGGAS HOE(WHAT)??!!? 
YALL NIGGAS CANT FUCK WITH MY NIGGAS HOE(WHAT)!!??? 
YALL NIGGAS CANT FUCK WITH MY NIGGAS HOE(WHAT)!??!! 
YALL NIGGAS CANT FUCK WITH MY NIGGAS HOE(OKAY)!!!!! 

The words in parenthesis are Complementary Crunkisms. As they are always put in the end of the line, they work both as an indication that the line is over, and a chance to include one of the Base Crunkisms if there were none in the line. Commonly, the Complementary Crunkism is often one of the Base Crunkism, the exception is when a Base Crunkism is already used in the line AND the line finishes with another Crunkism, then the Complementary Crunkism will be the same as the last Crunkism of the line. For example:

WHAT THE FUCK PUSSY NIGGA WHUS UP(WHUS UP)???!!
(Where WHAT is the Base Crunkism, and the line ends with a Crunkism, making the Complementary Crunkism that same Crunkism; WHUS UP.)

The Complementary Crunkism is the hardest part of Crunkish, as the Complementary Crunkism must ALWAYS be spoke out as about half of the previous word is pronunced, making the Complementary Crunkism overlap the last word of the line. Practically this means you most pronounce two words at the same time. In this example NIGGAS is the last word of the line, and YEAH is the Complementary Crunkism:

NHIGGAUHS
    HYEEAHH-HUHHHHHH!!!!!!
    |
    Complementary Crunkism starts here                                               

This requires a lot of vocal training and makes Crunkish the second hardest language in the world. Crunk children learns to speak properly at the age of 18. Only Denmark has a higher age, 32. Until the age of 18, crunk children speak a simplified version of crunk known as pidgin crunk.

[edit] Words N Shit

Let's return to the visual image of the temple, at the base we had three great pillars, the Base Crunkisms, on top of them is the remaining Crunkisms. On the top of the Crunkisms a great basin is situated. This is where all the Words N Shit are at. Nobody knows exactly what Words are in the Basin. But there are pretty many, far from a english dictionary, but it's suggested the Crunkish does have approximately around 80 words. And shit. Scientific research has been initiated several times trying to count the total number of different words of Lil Jon, Ying Yang Twins and other Crunk officials records, but so far no research has been complete since scientists become so AMPED UP BY THE FUCKING CRUNK MUSIC THAT THEY HADDED TO GO TO THE BITCH ASS CLUB(OKAY)??!!!!