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Those obsessed with so-called experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Cucumberland.

Cucumberland is a small island on the eastern coast of Switzerland.

Here, beautiful girls vorships their big Cucumber statues which no one can explain how really got there. Cristopher Columbus discovered it in 1842 on his way to America, since they were eating cucumber that day, they named the island Cucumberland. However, when he arrivered, he was shocked to see that one of the Norwegian Space Otters Thor Heyerdahl had arrived only weeks before him in his magnificent boat; the CumCumber, which was made entirely out of glazed cucumbers.