Cunat
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[edit] Cunat
The Cunat is a wonderous thing, it can be small and pear shaped or green with little fluffy bits that look like kittens. It can be used for a wide range of things such as catching fish, making cookie dough or to just huff things.Approxemately six people in the entire dimension have heard of the Cunat as it likes to hide and can change colour at will.
The largest gathering of cunats was during the 1978 world cup when around 4 Cunats swarmed the arena and attacked the referee, apparently they didn't agree with the ref's decision of foul play so they viciously glared at him until he felt slightly uncomfortable and then hurled 1337'ish insults at him until they were violently pwned by a 1337 policeman.
[edit] History Of The Cunat
Discovered by the spanish inquisition during the shreaded wheat campaign of '65 by a young Hanzel Overyoo. "I was just on my way to the shop to pick up a copy of Nuts, a copy of Zoo and a banana when I saw these small flattened pear shaped things (told you) growing from a tree" Stated hanzel to the press.
Within a day there were vast plantations of Cunat trees completely covering the west coast of Australia (Crickey!) and most of the north and south poles (to this day no-one knows what they did with all those penguins.) The name Cunat is derived from the latin Cu which means tree and nat which means small and pear-like)
[edit] How To Get Your Gruby Little Mitts On A Cunat
There are many ways for you to aquire your very own Cunat but these are some of my faves
- Leave a custard cream out in the open and when he comes along to huff it, grab the dirty little sponger!
- Disguise yourself as a Cunat (see description above) and wait..just wait..then grab the dirty little sponger!
- Give up, go watch t.v and wait for the world to asplode, you won't get yourself a Cunat but atleast it will let us get on with our lives.
