Cytherea

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Cytherea.

“F**k the soda lake bullsh** Cadbury - I want one of those!!”

~ Richie Rich

“Better get out yer raincoats lads, it's going to be a wet one.”

~ Pirate

“This isn't funny!! I quit!!!”

~ MSN Messenger Wink on Cytherea

“What the f*ck is this supposed to do?”

~ Cytherea on on testing a Super Soaker

“Hopefully they'd come to our aid first. You know, seeing as we're part of the country and just a tiny bit nearer than Iraq.”

~ The mayor of New Orleans on the possibility of another flood

“It never rains in California, but girl don't they warn ya, cause it pours, man it pours”

~ Albert Hammond

The are work hazards associated with Cytherea.

Cytherea is extremely rare (like ditto or whatever). She features in Pokemon Pornstar Limited Edition and is a water-type Pokemon capable of using a "squirting" or "water-gun" attack at great distances.

She was born a goddess of love, but changed her mind halfway during the birthing process exclaiming "I want to be the Goddess of Gush instead". Sensing that the world needed a superhero, and that Marvel Comic's "Mighty Thor" (Trademark and Copyright) was on holiday, she donned the guise of Squirtwoman, and made great sales on the "Squirtwoman" (is that grammatically correct) franchise. Well, blow my balls.

Scytherea is the evolved form of Scyther and Cytherea, and is similar in structure to Slowbro.

To reduce company costs, Cytherea are sometimes used to test the quality of raincoats.

[edit] Trivia

• A fan has recently named a cocktail recipe after the character.
• She is a member of the water tribe, and is adept at waterbending.

[edit] See Also

• Female Ejaculation
• Flower Tucci
• How To:Make a Cytherea Cocktail
• Squirtle
• Tiana Lynn

[edit] External Links

• YouTube clip that's NOT of Cytherea. But it should be shouldn't it??!!! NOTE: Extremely pornographic clip. Cover your eyes with your hand and peek through your slightly parted fingers.

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