Da
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An English definite article for lexically cool nouns, but groovy, hip or far-out nouns are marked by wearing sunglasses. For example, consider the following phrases:
- "You are a man." You are one of many men. You are nothing special.
- "You are the man." You are the only man. Let's hope you can reproduce.
- "You are da man." You are the coolest man.
Not to be confused with Daaaaaa, which always precedes the word 'Bearsh'. Like "the", da doesn't change for number, gender, case or Esperanto. Or German, even!
[edit] In Other Languages
Da may be used by people of some sort of Russian background to mean something. It is presently unsure whether or not "Da" means anything at all in foreign languages, as it is so frequently used in contemporary movies and culture that it has apparently lost all meaning, serving as the foreign-sounding equivalent of "eh?"