Dachshund
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Also known as C-30Dach, sausage Patrol, Chinese tube steak, and Mopsy.
The Dachshund (pronounced as docksund or docksun) is a C-30 class Robo-Destroyer drone with an effective range of 50 miles and an ordinance capacity of 33 tons. This robotic attack unit was created by cross-breeding German Shepherds with chihuahuas in an effort to combine the relative fierceness and loyalty of both breeds and the small size of the chihuahua. The result was a ruthless, inhuman search-and-destroy vehicle with few scruples about levelling entire city blocks, genocide in the streets, and returning library books well over five weeks overdue without paying the fine. One anonymous source has described the dachshund as "a small crocodile with fur". He is Mr Charles Ealings, of 23 Puddle, Street, Ealing, telephone 922-1134.
The dachshund is a unique dog, with the ability to shoot fireballs from its tail and target-lock its poop on you.
Unfortunately, the C-30 Dachsund Robo-Destroyer is prone to total and utter bowel failure, an unforeseen complication of breeding German Shepherd tight-assedness with chihuahua nerves. The consequences are fairly embarrassing for all those involved, especially the Robo-Destroyer, which often does not carry an extra pair of underpants.
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