Daffy Duck
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“Great Scott!”
~ Dr. Emmett Brown on Daffy Duck
“RABBIT SEASON!!”
~ Daffy on what season it is
Daffy Duck was a cartoon character ripped off Donald Duck in 1937 by U.S. government scientist Wakko Warner, who often thmoked mary jane and was too lame to create a character on hith own. Daffy first appeared in a cartoon called "Daffy's Pig Hunt" in which he hunted established Warner Bros. cartoon star Porky Pig and, since then, was known as the first African-American duck to appear on the big screen. Daffy became hated by nearly everyone for his awful cartoons. Due to this Daffy thwore revenge on all humanity. He becames Satan's right hand man for about 3 years but was fired during a big argument with him. Daffy bought an AK-47 and eventually tried to kill Warner Bros cartoon star, Bugs Bunny but he failed. Daffy Duck now really pissed off, joined Al-Quaida and planned a massive full scale assult on America. He dropped 20 nukes on different locations from New York City to Los Angles to Washington D.C. to Chicago. Billions died. Trillions of buildings destroyed. A tradgedy worse than 9/11 or the San Fransisco earthquake or the chicago fire combined. Those are still in ruins. Daffy was so happy getting his revenge, but God was so angry for his actions. In January 11th 2004 Daffy finally took his Ak-47 and tried to kill Bugs Bunny again this time succeding at doing so. He eventually died in 2007 after God cooked and served him as an entree in a fancy restraunt with a side dish of salad and french fries. And the world was spared from any further attacks from the evil vengeful duck.
[edit] Essential work
- "You Oughta Be in Pig-Tures" - Daffy trapth Porky in a box containing variouth freaky alternate universes, naked women, naked men, and deadly stanky booty gases, created by Wile E. Coyote. The box, later known as the Toonovision, becometh remarkably thuccesful. In the end, Porky is freed and in turn has a massive triple heart attack, a thoul manufuncture, a gall bladder accident and a suicidal duodoenum, so he dies. He comes back to life and traps Daffy in box. This cartoon inspired the creation of the real world's television.
- "Oh, That Batshit Insane Duck!" - Daffy behaves in a completely batshit insane way for 7 minutes. Re-released 417 times under different titles.
- "Yankee Doodle Daffy" -Daffy tries all things possible to get a "Lame Duck" child star who like Daffy is a Duck, to be accepted by Porky Pig {who is a Film Producer in this Picture} as a new thtar. Daffy even gets in Drag as Carmen Miranda.
- "Book Review" - A one-duck show of Daffy playing all the roles of various fairy tales.
- "The Almost Piggy Bank Robbery" - All the world's piggy banks come to life and feed on money. The fate of the world's money supply is in the hands of hapless U.S. Mint employee, Duck Twacy.
- "That thcarlet Guy" - Daffy thaves various fellow Looney Tunes characters from the guillotine for a price.
- "Rabbit Hire" - Daffy, head of the Acme Company, gives Elmer Fudd a job in the Firearms division. He instructs Elmer to use his newly-created weapons on business rival Bugth Bunny, yet only manages to get his beak (revealed in this film to be a prosthetic) numerous times.
- "The Thunduck Kid" - Daffy rides in to save the town of Old Pedos from Yosemite Sam.
- "Sap for all Seasons" - Business rivals Bugs and Daffy each persuade Elmer to work for their Firearms department and shoot the other.
- "What the Duck?!" - Daffy wins the lottery, but the animator's suddenly falls into a coma and Daffy must remain completely motionless. When the cartoon can finally continue, Daffy can no longer claim the money.
- "Duck Dodgers" - Daffy fights his evil Martian twin (without a beak)
- "Rabbit! Duck! Rabbit!" - Bugs and Daffy play with their own company laws in order to get Elmer to shoot the other.
- "Bean There, Duck That" - Trendy's employee Daffy puts magic beans into a chilli. A giant beanstalk erupts and the entire gang scrambles up.
- "Ali Bugsy" - The legend of how Ali Bugsy and the forty thieves. Daffy plays Dassim, who finds out from Ali Bugsy about the treasure, and receives a beating from the forty thieves.
- "Show What?" - Bugs and Daffy's agents have a competition of their own.
- "Robin Duck" - Daffy/Robyn Hode will not eat without a guest. Porky Pig/Little John is frustrated, so he makes a forest announcement, but no one will eat with Daffy.
- Hail Quackler!" -Daffy Duck starts the Nazi Regime and takes a big piss on the U.S.
- "Looney Toons Back in Action"- Daffy saves the world, but the newspapers give the credit to Tweety and Bugs, as usual.
[edit] Filmography
- Looney Tunes (1937 - 1971) - Himself
- Dirty Habits (1948) - Peep
