Dan Akyroyd
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The Spanish explorer, Dan Akyroyd is credited with the discoveries of Prince Edward Island, Hawaii, Albania, and Council Bluffs, Iowa. Born in 1932 to a spanish father and inuit mother, Dan knows all 150 inuit words for the word snow. He invented ice fishing, a form of the sport where Ice Cube is used for bait.
