Dancing Elephant
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Dancing Elephant was born on January 14th, 1990 in the African country of Zaire. He spends the majority of his time making a living from his astounding talent for dancing. He started dancing only a few months after he was born. He was immediately noticed by the other elephants that saw him as a child. He was considered to be prodigy since he was never given any formal training of any kind. He is known for being a drifter, walking (or touring through much of Africa increasing his popularity and following where ever he travels).
During the few times that Dancing Elephant is not busy performing, he fights other elephants to win the respect and attraction of of many female elephants by winning the title of the dominant male. His well-known fighting skills contribute to his success with the ladies. Thus, he is also known for being a real charmer. Despite his macho disposition, he also tends to be very insecure about himself since he is terrified of being pursued by many gay elephants due to his ever-growing fame. Homosexual behavior is very common among groups of male elephants.
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[edit] Success
Dancing Elephant garnered success in his homeland many years ago. However, it wasn't until recently that he achieved worldwide success, mainly thanks to the wide exposure that was gained by his web page at the MySpace website. So far, he has garnered a huge following in North America (two people to be exact), but he is determined to win over an even stronger American following.
[edit] Future
Dancing Elephant does not have any unique future plans and wants to continue doing what he has been doing most of his life so far: fighting other male elephants for the purpose of getting some booty, and winning over larger audiences by traveling and dancing all over the world. This is the only respect in which Dancing Elephant bears any similarity to the Rock hopper Penguin from Happy Feet.
[edit] Winnie the Pooh
No, what are you looking at this for? That thing about pink elephants (Caused by LSD, by the way) that Winnie the Pooh always goes on about is not only a big load of crap but unrelated to dancing elephants. I said, get out!
[edit] Rumors
It has been said that the Dancing Elephant was drugged at a young age by his parents, they supposedly did this to make him dance and get Pop tarts by putting him in a carnival.
When questioned about this, the Dancing Elephant replied, "Nrrrrrrrph. Nnnnooooooooorpppppppppfffffff."
