Dark Lord Levi Strauss

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'Dark Lord Levi Strauss' was an evil sith, that brainwashed people in a gigantic conspiracy of Fart Lord Palpatine and was also was elected by his famous invention called, Jeans which were the über sith conspiracy of the century, *this is classified information, omg u r3ad 1t LOL, u n00b*

He was born in Japan in 1108 and participated as Thy Lord Lebi's in Thy Holy Cruzades, but accidentally was reborn at the same time in America and in Vietnam *for more of this phenomenon see Sai Baba*.

The American Levi, was born in 1845 and died April 1st 1999 getting hi on jeans and Kitten Huffing, while talking to Tart Vader. He was tempted by Eminem, King Kong and Fart Lord Palpatine into the darkside when he was 231, but was rescued by Godzilla and then fell into the darkside again by Yoda.