Darren Aronofsky
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“The good shit is at Darren Aronofsky's house. His pot gets you so high. (Uncontrollabe laughter)”
Darren Aronofsky is a noted drug dealer and film director. He famously called for the genocide of white people in 1994, but later retracted his comments when he realized that he's white. Darren Aronofsky is set to die in 2016 after getting shot by Tupac who was ordered by Hilary Clinton to bomb the empire state building after the pentagon wouldn't forward her letters to John F. Kennedy about how George W. Bush was quietly paying the Russians off, but when he stopped paying, the Russians sent Al Qaeda to destroy the World Trade Center.
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Pi: The Movie: This charming set-piece explores the effort to "square the circle" in a meandering plot that spans generations and has been described as "kafkaesque and erotic"
Requiem For A Dream: The Anti-Drug Comedy With A Heart of Gold: Darren Aronofsky made this film after "Al's Drug Stand" started taking away his customers. This film is about when four different people--an astronaut, a drug dealer, a stripper, and a George W. Bush--go to "Al's Drug Stand" and take different drugs and get murdered in bizarre non-drug-related ways. After this movie became the #1 highest-grossing film of all time, "Al's Drug Stand" went out of business.
The Fountain: This epic three-and-a-half-hour film is about a school water fountain that presses people down and makes blood come out of them "like a water fountain". Several first graders try to find out the origin. This mission takes them on an adventure in the years 1500 and 2500. They learn a valuable lesson about friendship on the way.
