Darth Pope
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Darth Pope, not to be confused with The Pope, was a Sith lord during the year 2527ad.
He was the leader of the strange collection of alien races known as the Covenant, and was reponsible for the destruction of the first halo .Using his ultra super death ray design that he won off Yoda during a game of paper, scissors, rock, he fired upon the ring and utterly destroyed it. He now wages war with the UED,Earth now has one chance...but unfortunetly Darth Pope killed our last hope...Who was also known as Mark Hamil. The fight happend on a plane over to Cuba for a Orgy, Darth Pope threatend to kill the Cowardly Mark Hamil for "Accidently" Throwing is dog out the plane during take off.During poor Marks last moments on earth..he got to say these few words"You Man Whore" and then suddenly becoming one with the Orgy Gods, such as Jesus and Zeus.Now we have found a far greater power, this man goe's by the name of "David Hasselhoff" who stared in "Bay watch" and "Night Rider". Darth Pope has realised this threat to his power, and is attempting to humilliate the star via all these stupid picture parodies all over the internet,and is failing miserably. He has now gone into hiding in his underwater sanctum somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle.This also Explains why boats have been mysteriously dissapering in that area.Simple, he eats the of course.Things to spot when looking for Darth pope: A strange look-a like to "The Pope" An abnormaly Black and 18 inch plasma Tv inserted in to his legs. And the most outstanding thing too look for would be a strange Dark Glowing Aura..which may apear daunting at first but it's actually medicinal spores of Cocain Sprouting off his body.
If confrounted by this abnormal being it would be handy to be carrying a JediMaster Card.
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| Emperor Palpatine | D'arthangnan | Darth Anonymous | Darth Cheney | Darth Cow |
| Darth Dickens | Darth Dietmar | Darth Feta | Darth Hitler | Darth Hogan |
| Darth Maul | Darth Nocuous | Darth Sidious | Darth Tater | Darth Vader |
