Daunte Culpepper

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[edit] Young Life

Daunte Culpepper was born on September 12 , 1512 in the center of a row of watermellons.

[edit] Career in Football

On July 3 1534. He was asked my the Miami Dolphins to be their water boy. He was never happier. On July 131534 on the forth game of the season he was asked by their coach to enter the game because they couldn't find any other Quarter Backs (It was either him or Hobo Joe). He snapped the ball and he threw the ball at a women in the stands and knocked her out. He ended up running away and shouting "Yippee".

[edit] Death

After being found 3 years later in a hole in Iran people decided that he needed to hung. They put his head in a rope and he used his majic powers to light everything on fire. Thus he created the Fire of 1537. He ended up destroying all of Iran and killing himself.

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