David Carradine
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David Carradine is a world renowned wardrobe fitter from Luton, England. His profession took him all over the world including the Far East where he would supplement his income as a wardrobe fitter by fighting ninjas without clothes in the nights.
Such was his status as leading wardrobe fitter that he never married and spend some 30 years of his life in celibacy with no sexual experimentation. At the age of 65 however as his work declined he saw a show called Eurotrash while in a bed sit in Skegness and despite his years of fighting ninjas of dubious gender learned about the birds and bees for the first time. He moved to Bangkok permanently at the age of 66 where he discovered for the first time a strip club. He believed that Bangkok literally meant "Bang Cock" and on visiting Bangkok would star in seedy underground strip tease shows in which he would literally bang his cock against a strip pole and spend hours demonstrating escapism like Harry Houdini with equipment, pulleys, rope even ship fuel used to deliver femadoms from Thailand by ship to England. He even signed a contract with Clarks shoes to provide him with a daily supply of shoe laces.
At the age of 68 he formed a new club with another previously innocent man of the sins of the flesh, Peter Stringfellow (aged 99 and 11 months) (who was a monk in a Cisternian monastery in Crete for 40 years where he is regarded as a saint) and they became world famous.Eventually he became the undisputed master of the oriental art of Kung FuKama Sutra
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