David Duchovny

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I'm only a sex addict on TV, I'm actually just a randy bastard that can get more than you.

A vernacular derivation of David, Duke of Ni. Being also known to suck eggs at his spare time, he also enjoys women without clothes. They arouse him and make him feel nice when "cummed".

The late leader and founder of the Knights of Ni, a shadowy paramilitary organisation in the Star Wars universe added for the limited edition collectors version. They were founded in the early third century to kill, maim, or otherwise inconvenience foreigners - not unlike the pipers that line along Princes Street in Edinburgh during the summer.

In the Star Wars movies they can often be seen providing much-needed first aid support during large public events such as football games and thong jumping championships, and assassinating people who know where the Holy Grail is.

Duchovny is due to appear as the tenth Doctor in the factual science television show, Doctor Who.

Sir David Duchovny was played by Kermit the frog in The Empire Strikes Back and Michigan J. Frog in the sequel Return of the Jedi.

He is the half brother of the late Fox Mulder who was the president and CEO of Greta Van Susteren. He was tragically killed in a horse carting race in Mobile, Alabama at 3 am on Sunday, August 13, 2007. An toxicology report indicated Mulder was on Spanish Fly at the time. Duchovy declined to comment and was seen socializing with guests at the funeral and hitting on cousins at the open bar.

"Duchovny" is an anagram of "anchovy" (apart from the "D", and I think the "A" is wrong too). Take that with you and impress your friends blow up doll with that little number. You're in there!

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