“David Duke doesn't care about Black People.”
“He is a tough albino nigga!!”
Lord General Sir David Duke, 1st Duke of the Confederate States of America, otherwise known as Duke Light, is a fugly politician, racist and founder of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. Duke was born in Louisiana and early in his life, he started a movement against all things black. His most recent crusade involves hunting panthers, black cats, and crows as well as conducting rap cd burnings and hunting down black rappers.
He does however have a soft side and is currently building an amusement park in Mississippi for white people called 666 Flags (all confederate) and will feature such attractions as a haunted house full of men in white sheets and hoods, bumper squad cars, and a carousel made of German Shepherds and Pitt Bulls. No chicken or watermelon will served and only confederate money will be allowed.
Duke eventually became Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan, slaying the previous dragon and becoming the first Grand Dragon to have all of his original teeth.  The Ant-defamation league described Duke in this period as "fiery". After an accident involving his dragon fire-breath and peasants, Duke decided the more appealing career was in politics. David Duke was knighted by King Arthur after joining the Republican Party. During his run for election to the round table, every Republican who felt like getting on television denounced him. Duke was elected to the General Assembly in Louisiana for some reason. Duke got in trouble for selling frisbees with Swastikas on them. Around this time, Duke decided to be "born again" so he could run for higher office. He climbed inside what he thought was the womb of his girlfriend (it was actually her colon), and she spent 3 hours giving birth to a grown man/turd.
Unfortunately for Duke, the voters of Camelot, Louisiana found him way too creepy to be Governor of their state. Duke lost 61% to 39% to corrupt politician Edwin Edwards. After Duke's defeat, he randomly ran for more offices, and then faded off of the face of the Earth. it is believed that he later became David Icke.
Duke has had a successful musical career. He first came to prominence with the self-penned yuletide classic I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas. He later collaborated with Michael Jackson on the 1982 hit Ebony And Ivory. In the video for this he controversially appeared in blackface make-up so that it would contain at least one non-white singer.
- David Duke is in line to be born as a black man in his next life. Then a Jew in the next.
- He loves the taste of a thick, meaty Black cock in his mouth, slurping it high and dry.
- After spending 109 years as Dilbert in a previous life, David duke paid God $1 billion to be reincarnated as a white man, therefore he earned his majority status through hard work, and carefuly selected his parents long before he was born.
- David Duke appeared in Ariel washing powder adverts as a child. His catchphrase was Ariel gets your bed sheets whiter than white.
- This is disputed. However, it can be said for certain that if he does not have all of his original teeth, he is the first Grand Dragon to have adequate dentures.